‘Did you think that would work?’.lines

SERIOUSLY!

With this experiment comes some pretty unimaginable conversations that make you think the world has no hope!

The people on here are either just idiots or have really converted themselves into idiots and can never redeem themselves. They say things that no person in their right mind would have the balls to say in person. What does this mean? Do they really know what they are saying, how they sound? Is this the reality of dating today?

People either get nervous, act like fools to impress, or sit back in the corner and do nothing at all. Confidence does say a lot about a person; however, confidence to use the trashiest pick up lines ever known by the bro infested caveman, is not the same!

I guess it might seem confusing to for girls to always insist that they need a strong confident man to sweep them off of their feet. But the missing link is that these confident moves need to be real not disguises to pounce on their prey from behind.

With that said you can tell the difference between a person who knows sarcasm and someone who is oblivious to how they are coming off.

So I have a list for you of the many messages I have gotten from online dating and you can choose which works for you!

These are real guys and real conversations so if you like them, there’s hope for you! (That’s my sarcasm).

1#: “Will you sit on my face? So I can eat my way to your heart.”

2#: “Hey sexi”

3#: “SURPRISE”   (… ???)

4#: “Cheesy lines girl I’m too unique for cheesy…..Ima have to express the sugar in my hot chocolate like it was pepper….what did that make sense?”

5#: “If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d out U and I together.”

6#:”Hey can you give me a ride to buffet palace?”

7#: “I’d fight a pack of stray dos in a port-0-potty with my hands tied behind my back and a dildo as my only weapon to have the chance to split an 8th of weed and handle of vodka with the doctor that delivered you!!!”

8#: “sex 4 money”

And some proof:        

   

Who wouldn’t?