‘Did you think that would work?’.lines

SERIOUSLY!

With this experiment comes some pretty unimaginable conversations that make you think the world has no hope!

The people on here are either just idiots or have really converted themselves into idiots and can never redeem themselves. They say things that no person in their right mind would have the balls to say in person. What does this mean? Do they really know what they are saying, how they sound? Is this the reality of dating today?

People either get nervous, act like fools to impress, or sit back in the corner and do nothing at all. Confidence does say a lot about a person; however, confidence to use the trashiest pick up lines ever known by the bro infested caveman, is not the same!

I guess it might seem confusing to for girls to always insist that they need a strong confident man to sweep them off of their feet. But the missing link is that these confident moves need to be real not disguises to pounce on their prey from behind.

With that said you can tell the difference between a person who knows sarcasm and someone who is oblivious to how they are coming off.

So I have a list for you of the many messages I have gotten from online dating and you can choose which works for you!

These are real guys and real conversations so if you like them, there’s hope for you! (That’s my sarcasm).

1#: “Will you sit on my face? So I can eat my way to your heart.”

2#: “Hey sexi”

3#: “SURPRISE”   (… ???)

4#: “Cheesy lines girl I’m too unique for cheesy…..Ima have to express the sugar in my hot chocolate like it was pepper….what did that make sense?”

5#: “If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d out U and I together.”

6#:”Hey can you give me a ride to buffet palace?”

7#: “I’d fight a pack of stray dos in a port-0-potty with my hands tied behind my back and a dildo as my only weapon to have the chance to split an 8th of weed and handle of vodka with the doctor that delivered you!!!”

8#: “sex 4 money”

And some proof:        

   

Who wouldn’t?

Window.shopping

Are we just window shopping?
With today’s fast pace, who has time to talk face to face? With that said, the natural way we build a relationship has changed. Cell phones and tablets are quicker and reach a more vast amount of people than speed dating. We are bringing more importance to timing and appearance than our grandparents could ever expect.

So is dating online taboo?
Is it just for meeting sleazy people who don’t even want to use their cheap pick up lines for an easy lay?
Or, could it be that in our busy lifestyles we result to swiping right or left to meet our next relationship?

I’ve been single for three years with a little non-commitment dating here and there. I got on a dating site, kind of as a joke to see what it was all about, and if anyone actually took it seriously. As you can expect it was a small step up from the infamous Chat Roulette but at least you could weed out what you wanted. The ‘bros’ and the ’30 something momma boys’ where a no go for me. Although, I did find some contenders.

So through this all I have grown a couple, and branched beyond my opinions of online dating, to put it to the test.

The Experiment:
I will venture out on 10 first dates to discover the trends of dating in today’s day and age and if its even worth trying…